1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
WE BRING JESSY TO LIFE!
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
GOT A JESSY? YOU'RE IN LUCK
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
3-IN-1 PROTECTION FOR YOUR JESSY.
4. How would you answer a booty call?
AVEZ-VOUS UN JESSY (I forgot what this means XD)
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
THINGS HAPPEN AFTER A JESSY.
6. To someone you dislike?
TOO ORANGEY FOR JESSY
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
TASTE THE JESSY.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
8 OUT OF 10 OWNERS WHO EXPRESSED A PREFERENCE SAID THEIR CATS PREFERRED JESSY.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD, GET A JESSY.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
MARVIN THE MOUNTIE ALWAYS GETS HIS JESSY.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
ONLY A FOOL BREAKS JESSY
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
BET YOU CAN'T EAT JESSY.
13. What are the best words to describe you?
HAPPINESS IS JESSY-SHAPED
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
DID SOMEBODY SAY JESSY?
15. Your last words before you die...
SNAP! CRACKLE! JESSY! (haha)
16. Your message to a special someone..
LOOK FOR THE JESSY LABEL.
17. Title of this post will be..
A DAY WITHOUT JESSY IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE.







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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
This is Halloween: [link]
Listen to the Rain-Evanescence: [link]
Gregory and the Hawk Boats and Birds (song doesn't start till 0:24): [link]
Swan Song-Within Temptation: [link]
Songs
Pitiful-Sick Puppies: [link]
Hymn of the Fayths: [link] (My fave ones are Shiva and Bahahumt)
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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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~98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this
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You just lost the game~! >D
92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing.
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